Make Your Own Oscar Speech

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USA Today (scroll down to "related item") has an
amusing feature that allows you to create your own Oscar speech. You choose
levels of gesture, emotion, catch phrases, political content, and thank yous,
and then an animated microphone(!) delivers your speech. Sadly, there’s no Sally
Field
, Roberto Benigni, Cher costume, or streaker level. I know my speech would include a streaker.