Did you notice… Academy members thank dead people and Grammy winners thank Jesus?
Except for Three 6 Mafia… they thanked Jesus. You know why? ‘Cus Jesus knew how hard it is to be a pimp…. or a whore… you know, because of the whole Mary Magdalene thing… he knew how hard it is to be ANYTHING… you know what I’m sayin”’
I’ve dug myself a little hole here, haven’t I?