Velvet Rope: Stars Crash the Vanity Fair Oscar Party

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The Vanity Fair Party is a celebration of the nominees and winners of the Academy Awards. It’s also a chance for random celebrities with no affiliation to the Oscars to show up all dressed up and have their picture taken. As a result, lots of surprising stars crash the party every year, using any excuse possible to get inside. Here, we guess what they might have said to get the bouncers to let them in to the party.

Larry King: I’m Lauren Bacall.

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Jewel

Jewel Kilcher: I’m dating a rodeo star, so it’s kind of like Brokeback. Only straight and nobody cares.

Anne_heche_1

Anne Heche: I’m Celestia, this is my spaceship co-pilot Zork. Please let us in to your earthling party or we will be forced to use our comet-blasters to send you spiraling down a black hole.

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Jeff Gordon: Isn’t this the 100th Episode party for Rodney?

Phoenix

Summer Pheonix : We’re with him

Dorf

Stephen Dorff: Will a $50 do it?

Sasha_cohen

Sascha Cohen: Sascha? Cohen? The Olympics? You invited me two weeks ago how could my name not be on the list?

Rent

Taye Diggs and Indina Menzel: But some one said Rent was nominated for sound mixing.

Groban

Josh Groban: Graydon Carter’s mom invited me.

Lohan_8

Lindsay Lohan: I’m Lindsay Lohan

36mafia

3-6 Mafia: I swear to god, each of us won an Oscar.

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