While You Were Noticing That It’s Hard Out There For A Pimp

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  • Basicinstinct
    Sharon Stone
    wants credit for breaking a few glass ceilings in Hollywood. And her vagina wants to be credited as a co-star.
  • CBS has renewed 14 shows, but not King of Queens, Yes Dear, or Still Standing. And you thought the loss of Arrested Development hurt.
  • Speaking of cancelled TV shows, The WB has canned Charmed after 8 seasons, which is only surprising news to the two dozen people who knew that it was still on the air.
  • Rod Stewart has been ordered to pay $3 million for cancelling a concert in Las Vegas, which means– believe it or not– that some people were actually upset about not seeing a Rod Stewart show in Las Vegas.
  • Macauley Culkin gripes, "I don’t know what people want from me." The answer: just do that cute Home Alone scream and we’re all good.
  • A Family Guy video game will be hitting shelves this fall. Victory will be yours.