The producers of Desperate Housewives and perfume makers Coty have inked a deal to create a line of fragrances based on the hit television series. No word on what the perfume will smell like, but presumably a floral scent will be infused to conjure up the ladies of Wysteria Lane.
We love the idea of perfumes based on TV shows so much, we came up with a few fragrances we’d love to see in department stores soon. Scratch and sniff after the jump…
Boy Meets World: A sensuous mix of Frizz-ease hair serum, pubescent palm-sweat, with an added a spritz of Designer Imposter’s Malibu Mist.
Prison Break : An enticing blend of mashed pees and stale urine, special designed with extra pheromones to make anyone your bitch.
The Bachelor: The sweet smell of roses packaged in a heart shaped bottle, dipped in diamonds and slathered in dark Dove chocolate…and wrapped in rose petals…diamond covered rose petals.
Growing Up Gotti: A 30oz bottle of Drakar Noir. Directions: Twist off cap, dump bottle over head.
According to Jim: An incredibly bland fragrance for those who don’t really care about perfume. The mild fragrance comes in a standard rectangular perfume bottle and is sold at most makeup counters in Kmart’s across the country. Also available in Becker flavor.