While You Were Listening To Natalie Portman Rap
- Natalie Portman recently dropped in on a Columbia University class to lecture on terrorism. Impressive, considering three days ago she was doing this.
- MTV Jackass Bam Margera recently got himself arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport for being blatantly intoxicated. He’s one sex tape co-starring Fred Durst away from crusing down the Scott Stapp Expressway to Irrelevancy.
- Remember when we reported that it was rumored the couple from The Bachelor were splitting up? Well, we were right. You know, if we can’t count on reality show wannabe celebrity attention whores to stay together, just what can we believe in?
- Troubled young actor Brad Renfro has been ordered into a drug rehab program after his recent arrest for attempting to buy heroin on LA’s "skid row". Renfro says he’s looking forward to the program, as he’s always wanted to meet Natasha Lyonne.