An online gaming site is now taking bets on when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will finally
deliver on their unspoken promise of adulthood take off their clothes for the camera. The smart money is anywhere between New York Minute 2 and one of the sisters getting married to Tommy Lee.
Anyway, this got me thinking about what kind of creative movie titles the pornographers would come up with in the event these two starlets actually were to end up filming a skin flick. But when I went to their IMDB profile, something dawned on me…ALMOST ALL OF THEIR MOVIES SOUND LIKE PORN TITLES! The sleazy porn producers wouldn’t have to change a thing!
Here are some of my favorites (tons more after the jump):
When In Rome
Holiday in the Sun
So Little Time
Mary-Kate and Ashley In Action!
Our Lips Are Sealed
Passport to Paris
Two of a Kind
You’re Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Camping Party
The Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley: The Case of the Hotel Who Done-It
It Takes Two
You’re Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Sleepover Party
How the West Was Fun
The Little Rascals
To Grandmother’s House We Go
If those aren’t some steamy movie titles, I don’t know what is.