QUOTE: "Years ago I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image, and he’s right." –Paris Hilton (Egotastic)
KISS OFF: Isaac Hayes tells Matt & Trey to suck on his chocolate salty balls– Chef quits South Park. (Yahoo)
ANNOYING TIMEWASTER: Hum along to just about every TV theme song from the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s… just try to stop yourself. (Retrojunk)
‘FULL HOUSE: THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY’ MATERIAL: Dave Coulier goes wild. (Cityrag)
CATCH PHRASE: Gotsar a malenka. (or whatever the hell it is Uncle Junior is saying in this clip.
BARGAIN: Michael Keaton is willing to work for $100/day. And who said Jack Frost killed his career? (CNN)
TIVO ALERT: Howard Stern on Letterman tonight. Sorry Les (don’t fire me.) (CBS)