Not since the great Scott Stapp vs. 311 showdown of 2005 has there been such an epic battle of unnecessarily bloated egos as this – Scott Weiland and W. Axl Rose!
First, Axl files a lawsuit against Slash and talks some smack about Velvet Revolver, calling lead singer Weiland a "fraud".
Then Weiland fires back a blistering open letter with perhaps the funniest opening line ever:
Get in the ring Go the gym, motherf*cker, or if you prefer, get a new wig motherf*cker.
Ouch. Weiland 1, Rose 0.
Of course, Chinese Democracy is going to reinvent rock music as we know it. Right, Axl?