"Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me."
Those are the words of model-slash-reason I steal my neighbor’s Victoria’s Secret catalogs, Adriana Lima, according to Page 6.
Now, Lima has dated Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter, and (I use this term loosely) rocker Lenny Kravitz. I guess they didn’t respect her choice. Idiots.
Adriana, I just want to go on record and let you know that I do respect your choice. A lot. And I agree, sex is for after marriage. So that’s why you should date me. I’ll be perfectly content with third base. I promise.
Check out some crazy (NSFW) Lima pictures over at Egotastic. And while you do, please, show some respect.