WHILE YOU WERE IN A TABLOID COMA

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  • Mary J. Blige doesn’t want to hear Liza Minnelli‘s cover of her 2001 hit “Family Affair.” See the stars are just like us! (J.K. Liza.)
  • George Clooney has donated his bag of Oscar goodies to an auction to raise money for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Just what they needed: A bottle of Kristal and Kiehl’s gift certificate.
  • It’s being reported that Reese Witherspoon is mad about the rumors that she is having marriage problems because it overshadowed her Oscar win. She supposedly said, "I’m the highest-paid actress in history, and this crap isn’t going to bring me down!’” But she said it with the sweetest smile you ever saw.
  • Lucy Liu says that America is in a "tabloid coma." Funny, I thought we were in more of a Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle coma.
  • Kanye West is scheduled to headline Lollapalooza this August. Who says alternative music is dead?
  • Christina Aguilera and Shakira were reportedly paid £580,000 each to sing at a Russian billionaire’s birthday. That’s a lot of £!