While You Were Watching Basketball At Work
Jessica Simpson says "thanks… but no thanks" to meeting President Bush. She figured it’d be cool, but not nearly as cool as the time she met Johnny Knoxville and those hilarious Jackass guys.
- Members of the Three 6 Mafia have been spotted carrying around their Oscar in a paper bag. Which makes sense considering they usually leave their 40 oz’s on the mantlepiece.
- Fergie was obsessed with The Exorcist when she was a kid. Naturally. Only somebody truly demonic could write a song like "My Humps."
- Remember Tom Green? Yeah, he just broke two ribs in a fishing accident. He ranks it as the third worse thing to happen to his body, right behind cancer and Drew Barrymore.
- Phil Collins has split from his wife after six years of marriage. It’s yet to be reported whether he broke things off with her by fax or by email.
- Michael Jackson is one step closer to re-opening Neverland. Which means he’s one step closer to re-opening some other things as well.