While You Were Wishing You Could Go Drink With Your Unemployed Friends

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  • Nick_cannon
    Brad Pitt’s
    family wants him to marry Angelina Jolie immediately. You know, so he can finally make an honest woman out of her.
  • Gabe Kaplan approves of the upcoming Ice-Cube version of Welcome Back Kotter. He also approves of anything else that will get his name back in Variety.
  • Marilyn Manson is teaming up with Keanu Reeves for a new movie. Whoa.
  • The Strokes and the Beastie Boys have both played surprise shows at South By Southwest. I don’t have a joke here… I just really wish I was there.
  • Were Pete Doherty and Daniel Radcliffe separated at birth? If so, I can’t wait to see the next Harry Potter movie: Harry Potter And The Quest For A Fresh Vein.
  • Nick Cannon is getting trashed by his ex-girlfriend, Christina Milian. I believe the appropriate response to this story is a hearty "Ohhh snap!" Isn’t it?