Someone has made a Kurt Cobain toy. Shotgun and corpse-rolling-in-grave accessories not included.
Attention-craving Paris Hilton simply cannot decide between Starving Nachos and Lapso Apso.
Nick Lachey has signed on to do a comedy pilot for the newly formed CW Network. It’s going to be called The New Adventures of the Old Boy Band Singer Who’s Not Boning Jessica Simpson Anymore.
Ben Stein is pissed that no one mentioned the troops during this year’s Oscars ceremony. He expressed his outrage by droning on monotonously for an hour, occasionally muttering about how he’d do more about it if people hadn’t won all his money.
Richard Dreyfussgot married again. Now if that’s not a SIZZLER, I don’t know what is…