…OF THE DAY

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Thicke

  • HEADLINE: "Viagra for stallion who wouldn’t horse around." (AP)
  • MIND-BLOWING THING YOU DIDN’T KNOW BEFORE BUT WILL BE SO GLAD YOU DO NOW: Alan Thicke wrote AND performed the original theme songs for The Facts of Life, Diff’rent Strokes, and Wheel of Fortune.  But, curiously, not Growing Pains.  I know, you need to sit down now. (IMDB)
  • REASON THERE WILL NEVER BE PEACE: The pictures from last night’s hipster-fortified Concert 4 Peace (LNP)
  • EDUCATIONAL VIDEO: Teen depression is not funny.  No, seriously, stop laughing.  This isn’t a joke.  (Google Video)
  • SLOGAN: "Scientology Kills" (A Socialite’s Life)
  • PARALLEL: Between living through two years of Middle School and two terms of the Bush Presidency.  (McSweeney’s)
  • OBVS: Daytime TV makes you stupid. (Yahoo! News)
  • STONE THROWN FROM GLASS HOUSE: Josh Hartnett says Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are poor role models.  (Starpulse)