While You Were Wishing Starbucks Made an Extra-Venti Coffee

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    Jennifer Aniston
    was spotted donating Brad Pitt’s clothes to charity. The local homeless expected to now look even more homeless-y.
  • Jennifer Lopez and Eva Longoria are teaming up for a yet-to-be-titled comedy. J-Lo and E-Lo? Producers have already requested two extra trailers to house their egos.
  • Sharon Stone revealed that she’s looking for a guy who would "want to wear Spongebob pajamas and sit in the front row at the school play." Meaning, Sharon Stone wants to f**k a fifth grader.
  • The word is: Wow. Stephen Colbert has signed a seven-figure book deal. And that’s your word.
  • NBC is hoping to snag Meredith Viera if Katie Couric leaves the Today show for CBS. If you’re a female in your mid-40′s who still hasn’t gone back to work since having a baby ten years ago, this is big news.
  • Brokeback Mountain is coming to DVD on April 4. More annoying internet mash-ups to follow.