While You Were Planning Your South Park Viewing Party

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  • Britney Spears was spotted drinking red wine so it’s safe to assume she’s not pregnant. Or is it?
  • Kelly Osbourne thinks Kate Moss is a great mom. Well, better than Sharon Osbourne.
  • Disney’s High School Musical soundtrack is #1 on the charts.When I was a teenager we listened to pleasant music like punk rock and grunge, not these noisy, sex-crazed, devil-inspired show tunes.
  • Flavor of Love’s Pumpkin gets fired from her job as a substitute teacher. Wait she was allowed around kids?
  • Demi Moore might be a mom again. Meanwhile Bruce Willis is looking a little grandpa-ish(see pic)
  • Record company says Aaron Carter had no right to end contract.Maybe not, but he did it for our sake.
  • Hank Williams Jr. is accused of harassment after putting a waitress into a choke-hold. Pish posh, he’s just a big flirt.