While You Were Trying Not to Shoot the Puppy

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Heartis

  • Natalie Portman says she’s not a whore like many of Hollywood’s starlets, and would "never take a role just for a big fee."  Where the Heart Is?  In the right place.
  • The trailer for Flight 93 – a movie about one of the planes hijacked in 9/11 – has hit the internet.  In case you forgot. 
  • Is Kanye the new Diddy?  And does this mean he’ll start changing his name every twenty minutes?  And does the world really need another Diddy?
  • Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton starring in a hot new short film called Advertising Gimmick Gone Wrong!
  • Ever wanted to give someone a Happy Birthday fatality?