Experiencing Misery and Suffering? You Could Be a Star!


If you’ve suffered any of the following tragedies, ABC would love to exploit your loss in exchange for TV Ratings:

  • Lost a child to drunk driving
  • Mom or Dad diagnosed with skin cancer
  • Hate crime victim
  • Child with Muscular Dystrophy

Just think – this really good-looking host/wannabe actor will show up to your home and your anguish and woe will be captured forever by a camera team, then broadcast into the homes of millions of bored couch potatoes in order that they might feel heartened that they too haven’t been afflicted with the myriad problems that you have! 

Is that EXTREME enough for you!?!

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