While You Were Pouring Red Bull Into Your Coffee

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  • Desperate Housewives G-lister Jesse Metcalf and his posse roll deep.  However, not deep enough to get through the front door at Teddy’s nightclub.  Or the back door.
  • Paris and Starving Nachos, however, did get in.  Ouch.
  • Ex-boybander Justin Timberlake is set to play the lead role in an action movie similar to Rambo.  In other pop singer action movie casting news, Michael Jackson is The Predator.
  • Coming in 2047: cyber-George Clooney and geriatric pal Brad Pitt star in Ocean’s 47
  • The Bachelor couple broke up in like a week, yet The Biggest Loser couple just got engaged.  Score one for the nerds.
  • John Kerry hates celery.  But not as much as he hates America.