WHILE YOU WERE BAPTIZING A SCIENTOLOGIST

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Pacifier

  • Jessica Simpson‘s publicist has confirmed that she is considering adopting a child. Wouldn’t it be great if she adopted TomKat’s baby?
  • Speaking of which, Katie Holmes‘ Catholic parents are pleading with Tom Cruise to allow the baby to be baptized. That way the baby can have the perfect blend of Catholic guilt and Scientologist kookiness.
  • The Beatles’ Apple Corps and Apple Computer Inc. are in court over a trademark dispute. You better watch your back, Apple Martin.
  • South Korean pop composer Lee Hyo-lee is being accused of plagiarism by the writers of the Britney Spears song "Do Something." You do not want to mess with the Spears camp, take it from me. I’m still smarting from the "Yo Yo Now" brouhaha.
  • Vin Diesel says he’s not gay, he just likes his privacy adding that he believes in the "Harrison Ford, Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino code of silence." However, he’s not sure if he believes in their code of being in really good movies.