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  • TYPECASTING: Helen Wagner. She has played Nancy Hughes on the As the World Turns for 50 years.
  • ANNOYING PROMOS: USA Network. On my Criminal Intent reruns, they make Wynona Judd and Monk pop up on the screen way, way too often.
  • MEAT: Nascar. They have just released their own line of meat products, including bacon and hot dogs.
  • OLYMPIC THREAT: American White Moth. It is threatening to turn Beijing’s "green Olympics" brown. They are using sexually attracting agents, insecticide lamps, and bees to combat them.
  • ANN MAGNUSON MOVIE REVIEW: Adam & Steve. She calls it the gay Annie Hall.
  • SPAM SUBJECT LINE THAT TRICKED ME: "Tomorrow." I hate it when they actually fool me, but I had to know what was going to happen tomorrow!
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