Parental Control: TV Is Dirty

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Did you know that According to Jim is filled with references to masturbation? That Freddie featured a conversation about pubic hair? That a character in Girlfriends spent most of his time searching for a setting in which he could provide sperm to impregnate his lesbian sister’s girlfriend? You would if you visited the Parents Television Council’s website. In addition to letting you know which shows are appropriate for children (and which companies sponsor objectionable programs), the site gives you advice about how to get the Disney channel but not MTV and how to avoid the "worst cable content of the week."  Want to know what your night would look like if you followed their recommendations? Here it is:

  • 7 PM: The Most Extreme  (Animal Planet) Some animals deceive their prey.
  • 7:30 PM: Unwrapped (Food Network) Take a look at some refreshing snacks.
  • 8 PM: The Luck of the Irish (Disney Channel) When a young teen begins to turn into a leprechaun he must find a gold charm that will protect his family.
  • 9 PM: The Planet’s Funniest Animals (Animal Planet) Animals doing humorous things are caught on tape.

And then it’s straight to bed! See their entire list of "red light" shows after the jump…

ACCORDING TO JIM

ALIAS

AMERICAS MOST WANTED

AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL
CYCLE FIVE

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

BIG BROTHER 6

BLUE COLLAR TV

BONES

BOSTON LEGAL

BRAT CAMP

C.S.I.

C.S.I.: MIAMI

C.S.I.: NY

CHARMED

CLOSE TO HOME

COLD CASE

COPS

CRIMINAL MINDS

CROSSING JORDAN

CRUMBS

CUTS

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

ER

Extreme makeover

FEAR FACTOR

FREDDIE

GIRLFRIENDS

GREY’S ANATOMY

HALF AND HALF

HOT PROPERTIES

HOUSE

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

IN JUSTICE

JUDGING AMY

JUST SHOOT ME

LAS VEGAS

LAW & ORDER

LAW & ORDER TRIAL BY JURY

LAW & ORDER: CRIMINAL INTENT

LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

LINE OF FIRE

LIVING WITH FRAN

LOST
LOVE, INC.

MEDIUM

NCIS

NIGHT STALKER

NIP/TUCK

NYPD BLUE

ONE ON ONE

ONE TREE HILL

PRISON BREAK

REAL WORLD 15: PHILADELPHIA

REAL WORLD 16: AUSTIN

RESCUE ME

REUNION

ROOM RAIDERS

SCRUBS

SEX AND THE CITY

SEX, LOVE & SECRETS

SOUTH BEACH

STACKED

SUPERNATURAL

THAT 70S SHOW

THE BIGGEST LOSER

THE BOOK OF DANIEL

THE FAMILY GUY

THE INSIDE

THE OC

THE SHIELD

THE UNIT

THE WAR AT HOME

THRESHOLD

TRU CALLING

TWENTY FOUR

TWINS

TWO AND A HALF MEN

VERONICA MARS

WILL AND GRACE

WITHOUT A TRACE

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