WHILE YOU WERE HAVING A PINT WITH MORTIMER MARTIN

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Justin

  • The New York Daily News has a list of the 20 most unnecessary sequels, inspired by the upcoming Basic Instinct 2. The question is, what exactly is a necessary sequel?
  • Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted having a Guinness, even though she’s pregnant (which is actually fine as long as she doesn’t do it too often). Well, that explains the names.
  • Justin Timberlake thinks Kevin Federline is gross. No comment necessary.
  • Is Katie Holmes so stressed that she will give birth without Tom Cruise there? Most people really just want to know if he was there at the conception.
  • Worried about lawsuits from deafened customers, Apple has added a feature that allows you to set the top volume wherever you like. For those of you who are already deaf from iPods, APPLE HAS ADDED A FEATURE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SET THE TOP VOLUME WHEREVER YOU LIKE!
  • George Lopez has been given a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Are you going to take this, Weird Al fans?
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