Morrissey says he hates Tony Blair’s wife, Cherie’s, face. He’s more of an ass man.
Jessica Simpson looks up toAngelina Jolie. And in an effort to be more like her, she plans on stealing Brad Pitt away from his girlfriend.
Dick Cheney tackles Fox News, bunker busters, and Karl Rove in his stand-up comedy debut. And somehow it’s still funnier than Free Ride.
Nicollete Sheridanhas selected her wedding gown for her upcoming nuptuals with MichaelBolton. Much like Bolton himself, the dress can only be appreciated ironically.
Brokeback Mountain has been banned in the Bahamas. Because they’re intolerant of cowboys. What, why else do you think they’d ban it?
Lindsay Lohan’s maybe-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio was caught with a Gisele lookalike "snogging like mad." Upon hearing the news Lindsay said it was fine, but admitted that if she ever found out he was kissing somebody else she’d be pissed.