If Gawker’s Stalker maps just aren’t doing it for you now that George Clooney has diluted the celebrity spottings, we’ve got just the solution. We’ve decided not to tell you where we’ve spotted stars, but where the stars are scheduled to be in the next week. If you didn’t get a chance to run down to the Midtown precinct yesterday to see Naomi Campbell behind bars, there’s still a chance to spot some other celebs. Find out where one Baldwin, a few drunken reality stars, the mafia, one poppa(zao)and more will be in the next week after the jump.
Who: Gauntlet 2 Castmates When: April 1st Where: Americas Pub, St. Louis, MO
According to my favorite retiree’s myspace page, Mark, Robin, Derrick, Timmy, Katie and Jillian will be drinking at a bar in St. Louis on Saturday if you guys want to stop by. Everyone’s gonna get so wasted.
Who: Stephen Baldwin When: all month long Where: Route 59, Nyack, New York
You might have read this a couple of days ago, but this is just a reminder: The born-again Baldwin will be hanging out on route 59 throughout the month protesting the opening of a porn shop in the otherwise placid Rockland County Township. He’s vowing to photograph the license plates of everyone who enters and leave the shop, so if you want , you could be a part of Baldwin’s demented art project.
Who: Talan and Taylor from Laguna Beach When: March 31st Where: Club Energy, Crush Nightclub Des Moines, IA
While Kristen Cavalleri is gracing the cover of US weekly, getting punk’d and hooking up with Nick Lachey, her former classmates and Laguna Beach co-stars haven’t had quite the same luck in Hollywood. But Talan and Taylor are taking it in stride. Look, getting paid to go nightclubs isn’t a bad gig when you’re still in college. But if they’re still doing this in a couple of years (see Gauntlet 2 entry), we might have a problem.
Who: Three 6 Mafia When: April TBD Where: Pittsburgh County Courthouse
The Oscar winning rap trio is being sued by a fan who was injured at one of their concerts. According to reports, "Ramone Williams claims in his lawsuit that he was beaten as the rap group sang "Let’s Start a Riot" at an Aug. 26, 2003, concert at a now-defunct Pittsburgh nightclub." Now the group is set to appear in a Pittsburgh courtroom by the end of April.
Who: Kevin Federline When: March 31st Where: Club X, Dallas, Texas
In between his philanthropy work, K-fed is gearing up his club tour across America tonight. You’ve got to hear Popozao live–it’s unbelievable. And if seeing K-fed in the flesh weren’t enough, former America’s Next Top Model, Eva Pickford will tragically be riding on K-Feds coattails and making an appearance at the club as well.