Cruse/Lauer 2: Only the Glib Survive


In his latest Tom Cruise roundup, Ted Casablancas informs us that Captain Thetan is interested in another round of spirited debate with Matt Lauer.  Will Cruise finally convert Lauer to the path of Scientology?  Will Matt continue being glib?  Could we get the two into a no-holds-barred tag team cage match with post-partum rivals Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes?  Can the world really handle another meeting of these two awesome minds?

There are so many questions, and only time and the MI:3 publicity department will tell…

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