HEADLINE: "Chinese man tries to sell his soul online." (AFP)
PIMPED RIDE: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Louis Vuitton Buick LeSabre. (VICE)
TOPLESS AUTEUR: Sharon Stone to direct Basic Instinct 3 directly to basic cable. (Contact Music)
ASSAULT ON PATRIOTISM: A San Diego school has banned red, white and blue patriotic clothing and American flags from campus. (NBC San Diego)
LESS IMPRESSIVE MIRACLE: Jesus may have walked on ice instead of water – but at least he didn’t slip! (Reuters)
FUTURE RESIDENTS OF HELL: Security guards stealing toys from a hopsital for critically ill children.
POT AND KETTLE: Paris and Nicole are still calling each other names, to the utter boredom of everyone in the world. (Sky Showbiz)