While You Were Getting Nervous About the Apocalyptic Snow Outside
- The Origin of the Species of Lindsay Lohan.
- 50 Cent is set to give his acting chops a real workout, playing a prison inmate alongside Nicholas Cage.
- Don’t blame Naomi Campbell. Blame her incredibly dangerous cellphone.
- Starbucks is now brewing its way into the movie business. They’re starting off with a Tall movie about a spelling bee, but they work their way up to a Venti action blockbuster by the summer.
- A New York judge was censured after comparing an assault victim to Jon Lovitz’s pathological liar character from SNL. Using the words "Jon Lovitz" in any decent public place, much less a court of law, can have some serious repercussions.
- A secretary for the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to solicit sex from a 14 year-old girl on the Internet. I don’t think that’s what Bush meant by "hunt down and punish".