While You Were Wondering Whether Those Anti-Hangover Pills Really Work
- Kate Moss: still addicted.
- Pete Doherty, clearly hammered out of his mind, has annointed himself "The New Lennon". You know, but without all the hit songs, popularity or talent.
- Mischa Barton apparently wants her character written off The OC and there’s nothing all the indie rock in the world can do to stop it!
- Calista Flockhart, regarding the Ally McBeal Years: "I under-ate." The rest of the world, regarding her statement: "No sh*t."
- Kiera Knightley cares about whether or not you think she cares about poor people.
- W Magazine has been forced to apologize to Lindsay Lohan for misquoting her in a recent article. She’s actually a raging, coked-up whore with daddy issues, and not just a raging, coked-up whore as was initially reported.