The Crazytrain Cometh – Tom Takes Manhattan!


Holy moly I can hardly contain my excitement right now! I just recieved word that this summer’s Mission:Impossible Magical Mytery Tour of Tom Cruise’s Insanity is making a stop right here in Manhattan.  Just take a gander at THIS:

"While visiting New York for the May 3 screenings, Cruise is expected first to appear live at MTV’s Times Square studios for "TRL." Then he plans crisscross Manhattan by motorcycle, speedboat, taxi, helicopter, sports car and subway before landing at showings of the movie in Tribeca, Harlem and, ultimately, the Ziegfeld Theatre for the film festival premiere."

Do you have any idea what this means?  Not only is Captain Thetan gonna be in the same zipcode as me, he’s gonna be in my company’s BUILDING!  Probably on a MOTORCYCLE!  Oh man, I wonder if I can get him to personally – personally - save me from drug addiction???

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