While You Were Calling Your Co-Worker A Spaz
- Desperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan’s even more desperate ex-husband is selling her engagement ring on eBay. Classy.
- John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston won’t acknowledge their autistic child’s autism, instead blaming it on a Japanese motorcycle company. I think it’s ironic and cute that Scientologists are so bad at science. RELATED: the Travoltas defend TomKat’s choice to have a silent birth.
- A picture of Lindsay Lohan looking more animated and life-like than she has since The Parent Trap!
- Jake Gyllenhaal, apparently feeling lonely and emotional following his sister’s recent happy news, can’t quit taking in Lakers games with his heterosexual life partner.
- EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Alec Baldwin, who always likes to keep it topical, finally weighs in on Paris Hilton’s three year-old sex tape – he thinks it’s dumb. You can exhale now.
- Sure, you’ve already made big plans for tonight’s Passover Seder. But what are you doing about Gassover later?