While You Were Calling Your Co-Worker A Spaz

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  • NicoletteDesperate Housewife Nicolette Sheridan’s even more desperate ex-husband is selling her engagement ring on eBay.  Classy.
  • John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston won’t acknowledge their autistic child’s autism, instead blaming it on a Japanese motorcycle company.  I think it’s ironic and cute that Scientologists are so bad at science.  RELATED: the Travoltas defend TomKat’s choice to have a silent birth.
  • A picture of Lindsay Lohan looking more animated and life-like than she has since The Parent Trap!
  • Jake Gyllenhaal, apparently feeling lonely and emotional following his sister’s recent happy news, can’t quit taking in Lakers games with his heterosexual life partner. 
  • EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Alec Baldwin, who always likes to keep it topical, finally weighs in on Paris Hilton’s three year-old sex tape – he thinks it’s dumb.  You can exhale now.
  • Sure, you’ve already made big plans for tonight’s Passover Seder.  But what are you doing about Gassover later?