BWE Photoshop Contest: Tom Cruise: You Complete Me


Tom Cruise– not only does the man love women (and believe me, he f’ing loves women)– but he loves pregnant women as well. Especially when they’re carrying a little Scientology fetus that he can mold and shape and someday send out into the world to do his evil bidding for him. There’s nothing he loves more.

Well, there’s one thing: Photoshop Contests. That’s why we’re holding a Tom Cruise: You Complete Me Photoshop Contest in honor of the soon to be baby Tomkat.

We’ve provided a cut out Tom below, now it’s up to you to put him wherever you want. You Complete Him, just like Renee Zellweger did in Jerry Maguire. It’s totally your call.

Email your submissions to We’ll post our favorites every day next week, right up until the baby is hatched. I mean born.

So click the link below and get your You Complete Me Tom right now. Anything goes! Good luck!


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