While You Were Giving Your Newborn a Scientologist Baptism

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Duffs

  • Hilary Duff will never strip for sake of acting career. In that case, Haylie Duff may be your go to girl.
  • Meg Ryan says Dennis Quaid cheated. Still no excuse for her permanently freaky facial expression.
  • Calista Flockhart has negotiated an $800k contract to star in a new TV series. And with this one, she’s allowed to eat!
  • K-Fed loves being called a pimp by the press…and a Pimp-daddy by his kids.
  • Nick Carter questioned over assault allegations. While you’re there, might as ask him how much longer he plans to make a career as a Backstreet Boy.
  • CNN interviews the three wives of Big Love. Asks if they like to ‘swing.’