While You Were Having Scrambled Easter Eggs
- Singer James Blunt has dumped the girlfriend
who inspired his massive hit "You’re Beautiful". He’s already working
on his follow-up single, "Get the Fu*k Out, You Ugly Whore".
- Elvira, the Mistress of the Dark, is creating a reality show in which women will compete to become America’s Next Top Vaguely Attractive Vampire Who Introduces Crappy Horror Movies on Late Nite TV.
- Since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to have their baby in Namibia, they have also elected to give their offspring a traditional Namibian name. Sources are reporting that the couple is torn between Ndugu and Chet.
- Harrison Ford has denied rumors that he is engaged to girlfriend Calista Flockhart, which comes as bad news to would-be terrorists everywhere, who are now going to have to wait even longer to kidnap her, thereby forcing Harrison’s hand in saving her.
- Is Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz’s legendary and baffling streak of dating women way too hot for him finally over?