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  • Elvira010Singer James Blunt has dumped the girlfriend
    who inspired his massive hit "You’re Beautiful".  He’s already working
    on his follow-up single, "Get the Fu*k Out, You Ugly Whore".
  • Elvira, the Mistress of the Dark, is creating a reality show in which women will compete to become America’s Next Top Vaguely Attractive Vampire Who Introduces Crappy Horror Movies on Late Nite TV. 
  • Since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to have their baby in Namibia, they have also elected to give their offspring a traditional Namibian name.  Sources are reporting that the couple is torn between Ndugu and Chet.
  • Harrison Ford has denied rumors that he is engaged to girlfriend Calista Flockhart, which comes as bad news to would-be terrorists everywhere, who are now going to have to wait even longer to kidnap her, thereby forcing Harrison’s hand in saving her.
  • Is Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz’s legendary and baffling streak of dating women way too hot for him finally over
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