Singer James Blunt has dumped the girlfriend
who inspired his massive hit "You’re Beautiful". He’s already working
on his follow-up single, "Get the Fu*k Out, You Ugly Whore".
Elvira, the Mistress of the Dark, is creating a reality show in which women will compete to become America’s Next Top Vaguely Attractive Vampire Who Introduces Crappy Horror Movies on Late Nite TV.
Since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to have their baby in Namibia, they have also elected to give their offspring a traditional Namibian name. Sources are reporting that the couple is torn between Ndugu and Chet.
Harrison Ford has denied rumors that he is engaged to girlfriend Calista Flockhart, which comes as bad news to would-be terrorists everywhere, who are now going to have to wait even longer to kidnap her, thereby forcing Harrison’s hand in saving her.
Is Counting Crows singer Adam Duritz’s legendary and baffling streak of dating women way too hot for him finally over?