Is Richie Sambora Having the Best Week Ever?

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richie1.jpgThat’s a no brainer. Hell yeah! Here are the top five reasons why he’s having a nice day:

1) Richie hasn’t made the cover of a magazine since his hair hung down to his lower back and today he’s on the cover of People and the talk of Tinseltown. Why? because he recently divorced his ex-wife Heather Locklear.
2) oh and Denise Richards likes to straddle him on patios.
3) Look at her midsection and then look at his.
4) While he’s rebounding with a Playboy model, 10 years his junior, his ex-wife is nursing her wounds with David Spade. Sure we love him, but he’s not exactly a slap in the face.
5) He’s finally out of John Bon Jovi’s looming (feathery-haired) shadow, because you know what? Richie’s a cowboy too.

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