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- Producers of an upcoming INXS biopic are trying to talk Johnny Depp into stepping into Michael Hutchence’s shoes. Depp has already been advised to start practicing for the role by holding his breath while masturbating.
- When people see Donald Trump, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears or Anna Nicole Smith in ads, they’re less likely to buy the product. Unless it’s birth control.
- Jeff Foxworthy has signed on to star in a new comedy & musical series on CMT. If you star in a show that airs on CMT… you might be a redneck! And if you watch it, you might be an idiot.
- Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest are feuding over whether or not they’re feuding. Simon Cowell, meanwhile, is keeping his fingers crossed for a fight to the death.
- Matt Dillon says fame makes falling in love difficult. At least that’s what his famous friends tell him.