Wanted: Personal B*tch

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mysteryCheck out this Craig’s List ad posted yesterday by an undisclosed “Grammy nominated urban artist” in desperate need of a personal assistant. The anonymous celebrity is looking for some one who is “comfortable as a caregiver with some natural instincts” to:

  • be responsible at all times for artist’s timeliness
  • be a willing ear to listen to artist’s new creative developments
  • make sure he eats breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night meals as needed
  • handle daily personal needs for artist (all meals, shopping, packing)
  • make sure LA household is clean
  • help artisit change clothes

While the job requires 2 years of experience as a celebrity’s personal assistant, based on the job description we’re pretty sure an elder care nurse will feel right at home on the job. We have our hunches as to who this mystery artist is, but we want to hear from you. Leave your best guesses in the comments section…

(via ONTD)