SIZZLER: Katie’s Name Change

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katieEver since she hooked up with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has been taunted, teased and mocked by the press.

Come on, we all know what’s keeping her from being taken seriously: her name. As long as she has that ‘ie’ on the end of it, people are going to make fun of her relationship and her life choices. I mean can you blame them? The name Katie is so silly. So that’s why she’ll be going by Kate from now on. Once she makes it official and becomes Kate, as reports suggest, she’ll never be the butt of another joke again.