While You Were Downgrading Wilmer

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nicole and the bowl

  • Jake Gyllenhaal claims he’ll wear a Santa’s hat on his penis to win a film role. In fact he’ll do anything to land the lead in Sex the Halls or Christmas with the Yanks.
  • Pam Anderson wants advertisers to stop using apes in commercials. They’re taking work from big-breasted women.
  • Andy Dick gets in a bar fight in Pennsylvania. At least that’s what he’s calling it, now that he’s back in L.A. and far from the guy who kicked his ass.
  • Nicole Richie’s sidekick has everything she needs. And we don’t mean the handheld one.