FIZZLER: Celebrity Wedding Off?

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What if we were to tell you one of Hollywood’s most famous couples are on the verge of splitting up after finally setting a date for their wedding? After pre-nup pressures and scandalous family problems, their relationship is at a total standstill, with neither party interested in tying the knot.

Pretty good blind item, right? If I told you that couple was TomKat, Brangelina or even DJ AM and Nicole Richie, it’d be a great gossip story, true?

The truth is the couple that’s canceling their wedding is Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. Which means you’ve probably tuned out already.

For the past 6 months, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have been breaking up at one awards show and reuniting at the next. On paper, their tumultuous relationship has the making of great gossip. But in reality, Kidman and Urban are just not that interesting. They seem like nice people, hair-conscious, but nice. But when it comes down to it, even if they were leaders of a sexually repressive cult intent on world domination, it’d still be more interesting if Tom Cruise were involved.