While You Were Gittin’ ‘Er Done



  • Actual headline: “Quaid Less Sore over Brokeback”. Of course he’s “less sore” – I don’t seem to remember Cousin Eddie getting mounted by Heath Ledger in a tent with only a handful of spit to ease the pain.
  • Tom Cruise doesn’t break the law. Tom Cruise MAKES the law!
  • Jack White is the proud father of a very, very hip little baby girl. Her first words will probably just be a high-pitched yelp to the beat of some bangin’ drums.
  • Snakes on a Plane! The official poster! On a website! Okay, this really is starting to get old.
  • It’s too hard keeping up with whether Janet Jackson is fat or thin. All you need to know is that she’s totally irrelevant.
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