While You Were Dancing Like Tom


  • Madonna will pose topless in W magazine. Some will say that it’s great to see a woman of her age bare it all to show she’s still got it . I will say, I like boobies.
  • Lindsay Lohan wants to get her T & A back. Finally, Lindsay and I have something in common.
  • Bono is all set to be a newspaper editor for a day. It’s always good to have a fall back option if this whole rock & roll star thing doesn’t work out.
  • Thanks to Tom Cruise, the California Assembly has voted to restrict the use of ultrasound machines for personal use. Kidnapping and brainwashing kids from Dawson’s Creek, though, is still totally cool.
  • Today Sting was awarded an honarary degree at Newcastle University, and named “Doctor of Music.” Which makes perfect sense, because nobody likes going to the doctor.
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