First up, the sad breast news: It was reported today that Scarlett has refused to appear naked in her upcoming L’Oreal campagin. Some bigwigs are reportedly very upset about this. And by “some” I mean “most” and by “most” I mean “every single heterosexual male on payroll.” And me. Don’t forget about me.
Next, the nice breast news: Scarlett has been voted the “Best Celebrity Cleavage on the Planet” by People magazine. So it’s official– Scarlett Johansson has award-winning breasts. How many people can say that? That’s why I think Scarlett Johansson’s breasts are having the Best Week Ever.