While You Were Holding Your Breath for 10 Minutes

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  • Jake Gyllenhaal is dating an Olympic snowboarder. But he’ll always be a gay cowboy to us.
  • Tori Spelling may be pregnant. But she’ll always be a virgin to Aaron.
  • Katie Holmes’ parents meet Suri for the first time. Also introduced to ‘Kate.’
  • Hollywood’s hottest trend is having a baby before marriage. Making it the only trend to hit West Virginia first.
  • The View couch is not big enough for Rosie and Star. No seriously, is there another love seat or something?
  • The Dixie Chicks are some of the most influential people according to Time Magazine because of their political views. But Redbook would argue it’s all about their recipes.