While You Were Taking Out Your Curlers

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  • Angelina still refuses to marry Brad Pitt. But will gladly fuse their first names together.
  • Shar says K-Fed is an amazing with his kids. Okay, okay making his kids.
  • Hilary Duff is targeted by animal rights group. Her mom would like to get sister Haylie targeted too.
  • Kate Beckinsale likes to workout surrounded by men. And she just loves this new workout class called orgy.
  • Posh got a tattooto always remember first time she had sex with Becks. Also got tattoo of his initials to always remember his name.
  • Britney lets Sean take a backseat, also lets hair take a backseat.