Lindsay Lohan’s Movie Bombed Because She’s A FireCrotch

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paris and lindsay.jpg… and other things I learned from watching this video of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis mocking America’s Sweetheart Lindsay Lohan.

Another thing I learned: Davis would rather f**k Lindsay’s dad than Lindsay. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

Watch the flash preview. The good (and mostly unprintable) stuff starts at the 1:40 mark. More at TMZ.

The gloves are off, bitches.