While You Were Putting Out a Massive Fire(crotch)



  • Nicole Richie and on-again off-again fiancee DJ AM are finally off (again).
  • Nicky Hilton has another grueling day at work. But just seeing the smile on those manicurists faces makes it all worth it.
  • Lindsay Lohan begs Wilmer V for help getting into Danny Masterson’s club. Possibly the lowest point in anyone’s career.
  • Riahnna is reportedly trying to steal Beyonce’s man. Also her career.
  • Chris Daughtry’s fans are boycotting American Idol. Still not enough fans to make a difference.
  • Jessica Simpson is furious that sister Ashlee is trying to cop her style. But the person who’s nose she stole is even more pissed.