While You Were Destroying the Sanctity of Marriage
- Tyra Banks has a moustache. And it isn’t an undercover disguise.
- Pat Robertson threatens U.S. with a tsunami. He’ll do it, don’t test him.
- John Stamos reveals his sexual exploits and says he and Rebecca Romijn lied about being together at the X-men 2 premiere. Confuses Howard Stern Show for confession.
- Lindsay Lohan should have flossed. Paris’s liver is stuck in her teeth.
- Ricky Gervais is water-bombed by a gang of students. No that’s not British slang.
- Runaway Bride’s wedding is officially off. Couldn’t see that coming.
- Bruce Willis is getting cozy with young co-star Tamara Feldman. Now Ashton will have some company at the kiddie table.
- Paul McCartney may lose one quarter of his fortune in the divorce. Still has just enough to retire comfortably.