While You Were Waking Up to Another Monday



  • Paul McCartney’s soon to be ex, Heather Mills, once posed for porn pictures, but she it did for the baby seals.
  • Kristin Cavallari may replace Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazzard prequel, and in Hollywood.
  • Lindsay Lohan drops out of next movie. Luckily her life’s giving us enough entertainment.
  • Scientology is joining forces with NASCAR. It’s time to evacuate the country.
  • Tom Green involved in near-deadly fishing accident. Perfect for a Tom Green special.
  • Avril Lavigne wants to quit singing in order to act. But does she really need a reason?
  • An OJ Simpson sex tape is rumored to exist. Almost as embarrassing as being on trial for double murder..
  • Shiloh Nouvel has already received loads in free swag. They’re just giving stuff away at the Playstation/AOL tent in Namibia.
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